October 2009
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September 2009
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone...
– George Carlin (via ventisette) (via quote-book)
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How to create a top-rated YouTube video →
Pretty darn true…. lol
THIS IS SPPPAAAAARRRTTAAAA!
mliaverage:
Today, I had a one question test. The second part of a question said “defend your answer”. A kid in my class got full credit because he drew 300 spartans around the first part of his answer. MLIA.
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This needs to be implemented in many different...
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(609): We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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11 Obnoxious Fantasy Football Characters →
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August 2009
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If this doesn't truly define the difference...
Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
* 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
* 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
* 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
* 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
* 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
* 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
* 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
* 5:00 pm...
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Found while using StumbleUpon...
I found myself nodding to most of these.
Random thoughts from people in their 20s and 30s:
-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can
think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell
my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves
me.
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Texts From Last Night
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(817): Dude. Creed is coming in september.
(1-817): We’re no longer friends.
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MLIA...
mliaverage:
Today I typed “I like to t” into the Google search bar and it suggested the phrase “I like to think of Jesus as a mischevious badger”. I laughed for 10 minutes. MLIA
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Chicka Chicka Yeaaahhh...
mliaverage:
Today, I went to Waffle House. The waiter’s nametag said McLovin. I asked if that was his REAL name and he said “CHICKA CHICKA YEAAAAH.” It made my week. MLIA.
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